Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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