we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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