why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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