Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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