yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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