So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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