Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
