The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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