No, you can still breathe under the balls.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
