what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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