I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
as a side note pls kill me
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