If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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