Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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