I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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