I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I love you.
Bad choice
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