you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
