we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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