dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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