Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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