So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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