I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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