Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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