Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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