the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My vagina is officially offended.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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