Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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