if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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