my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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