that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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