He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize