Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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