It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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