Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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