am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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