Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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