If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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