NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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