Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
