That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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