I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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