mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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