it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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