yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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