And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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