Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
COCAINE IS GR8
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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