I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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