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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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