oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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