i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Who died my cat blue again?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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