well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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