Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
then he tried to convert me to islam
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
True strength comes from lack of pants
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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